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THE COOK #6

*Phone rings* Mom : hii son.. Son: hi Mom: are you alright~?? Son: hmmm Mom: don't worry, I am here with you... Son:hmm she's gone mom... Mom: gone to a better world.. Son: I loved her... Mom: I can understand... *Hangs up* *Switches on TV* Tv: Police is finding their most dependable cop.. she's Intelligent and smart... The first ever undercover agent.... On a wheelchair... Son: (to himself) on a wheelchair?! What??? *Researches internet* Wheelchair undercover agent!!! Son: (to himself) no picture ?? There's no picture. I don't understand why am I looking at this!!! (Researches more) Son: I really need to find her now!!! (Calls a friend) Son: I need you to find something with me.... Friend: what?? Son: My dead girlfriend.... *hangs up*

THE COOK #5

*Phone rings* Son: hello? Police: do you know Priya? Son: yes, what happened? Police: your wife ?? Son: Girlfriend.... Police: where is she? Son: she's gone to office... She came Injured yesterday.. I tried to stop her but she said that she needs to go to office today.... So must be in the office.. Police: we have found a body... Son: so?? What are you trying to say?? Police: we would like you to come and recognize.. Son: no no no.. This can't happen to my love,... Police: please come and recognize the body .... Son: can't be Priya...  Can't be her.. what is she wearing. Police; a green color shirt and denim trousers... Son: no no no no priya!!!!! Police: please come and recognize the body .... Son: okay I will come now.. *Hangs up,* *Phone rings* Mom: hii son... Son: mom... Mom: did you find her?? Son: Yess mom Mom: How is she?? Son:Cold... Mom: what? Son: she's cold... Mom: what~??? Son: she's no more, mom.. she died in an acciden...

THE COOK #4

*Phone rings* Son: hello Mom: hello beta Mom: did you find something? Son: I went to the police station.. Mom : then?? Son: they didn't filed my complaint.. Mom: why??~ Son: I don't know mom... It was so strange... Mom: what happened?? Son: they said relax, she will be back soon... Like she always does.. Mom: what is strange In that.. they say this to everyone. Son: one officer added that you are a lucky chap... Mom: what did he mean by that?~~ Son: I don't know mom... Mom: I really think that she's having an affair... She has left you.. understand that.. and move on.. Son: Why are you saying this, mom?? I love her and she loves me too... Mom: people forget Love soon as they find something else to love. And why do you love her.. she can't cook her own meal ... Son: don't say that, mom... *,Door bell rings* Son: someone at the door... *Away* Son: OH My God.. Priya.. you are back.. I love you so much...😍😘 , OMG you ar...

THE COOK#3

*Phone rings* Mom: hello? Son: hello mom.. Mom: what happened dear?? Son: mom... Mom: tell me son... Son: I can't find Priya, anywhere... Mom: what do you mean? Son: I don't know, she is not at home.. Mom: She must be in the office.. somewhere, Son: No Mom.. her wheelchair is charging at home, and she can only walk a few steps without it... Mom: so, she uses a wheelchair.... What else you have been hiding from me~?? Son: Mom, she has Cerebral Palsy... Mom: OMG, there's no treatment for Cerebral Palsy, why do you have to choose her. Son: there's nothing like that, she's special for me... Mom: but why do you have to choose her, she can't even cook and she goes out without telling you... Son: it is not something to overreact on that.. I am worried that where she could go again.... Mom: again ??? What do you mean?? Son: I mean that this keeps happening from few months... Mom: OMG, there's something really fishy, going on... Mom: are you sure ...

The Cook #2

*Phone rings* Son: hello? Mom: hello beta Son: how are you, mom? Sorry for hanging up the last time. Mom : it's okay son.. Mom: where is my to be daughter in law. Son: she's sleeping... Mom: still sleeping?~ Son: yeah.. she came late from work last night... Mom: Okay... Son (away) I'm coming with your coffee, dear... Mom: did you made the coffee~? Why•?? Son: yes, Mom, I always make the coffee ... Mom: Why,?? Doesn't she knows how to cook?? Son: Mom, she can't.. she has some problem with her hands... Mom: that's why you are not telling me about her... Mom: I would have found you a better woman to spend your life with... You don't deserve this kind of life. Son: Mom, I knew that you will never understand.... Mom: don't marry her.. you are going to spoil your life ... *Hangs up*

THE COOK #1

*Phone rings* Mom: hello? Son: hello mom Mom: how are you beta? Long time.. Son: hmmm... I'm good Maa!! Mom: what happened son~?? Son: nothing Maa... Mom: there's something... You aren't telling me.. what happened? Son: Mom I am getting married.. Mom: What??? Did I sent you abroad for this~? I want you to concentrate on your studies. Son: Mom, but I am in love with Priya... Mom: who is she, and what does she do~? Son: she's an Indian, a writer and  she has a good job here. Mom: great, but I would have preferred that you marry a girl of my choice, but it's okay, I'm happy. Son: but.. mom . I love you and I don't want to hurt you or betray you. Mom: What happened son.. now you are starting to scare me. Son: the girl that I am in love with... Mom: Say son..Say... Son: Mom..... ^Hangs up the phone*

Kitni mohabbat hai

Aj phir kisi ne pooch hi Liya itna pyaar kyu krte ho, Jisse fikr nhi h uske liye kyu maarte ho, Ye kesa pyaar h jo milta hi nahi h kisi ko, Ye kesa dard h Jo milta hi h har kisi ko, Kya kehti me ki kitna pyaar h humko tumse, Ayine me aaj bhi shakal teri hi milte h humse, Kitna door h tu par yaad toh roz hi kr leti hu, Teri unhi yaadon se aankh mud k so leti hu, Kabhi umeed Nhi krti hu me tere aane ki, Par har raat dua krti hu teri  hi hifazat ki , Aj bhi log pooch lete h ki ussi se kitni mohabbat krogi, Iska jawab na kal tha na aaj h na kal hoga.....